I Made a Tumblr, Stop Nagging!
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it’s even better when it’s like..
Oh.
Oh.
Bonus if there’s an
Oh.
Oh.
Oh no.
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everyone please look at baby slut… i want to customize him further but idk what to do
Stand in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
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This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
OHMYGOD IT’S ATTACKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.
A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.
Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.
So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….
actually…
tilting at windmills.
I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at
This an amazing post
real quality, start to finish.
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Catastrophize Benedictine
Apathy Crackers
Anxiety beans….
Existential Despair Cashews
Dissociative soup.
Lethargy Chicken
Manic Cheesecake.
Anxiety Soda
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Tabletop RPGs are kind of insidious from a stuff-accumulation perspective because the amount of equipment that’s absolutely necessary in order to fully participate is minimal, but there’s no real upper limit on the amount of equipment it’s possible to make productive use of. There’s almost always going to be some excruciatingly specialised widget or piece of reference material that would facilitate this or that part of the game, even if you don’t strictly need it, and many more that hypothetically could be of use if your game happens to go in a particular direction. I’m pretty sure this is why Dice Culture is a thing.
@sniperserpent replied:
I think the accessory thing is specific to certain games, but if you are the type of person who buys the type of games it doesn’t apply to you are going to be buying countless numbers of those games instead
I find that there tends to be considerable overlap between the sort of people who favour games that are too lightweight to offer much room for accessorising, and the sort of people who will buy an entire game to serve as an accessory for a completely different game on the theory that they can mine the former for ideas and mechanics to use in the latter.
Please don’t drag me like this in public.
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🙊- does mun swear? A lot? A little? Never?
I was raised in New Jersey fam. This is basically our national anthem;
Eyyyy, Jersey fist bump! …which is basically just flipping someone off, I think: I’ve been gone a while, I may have forgotten some finer points of etiquette.
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Optional: grow up in an extended family where everyone makes fun of each other and internalize your insecurities until your default mode of speech is self-deprecation.
…also have a good vocabulary so you can make stupid puns.
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Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”
Romeo, gripping the Atropa belladonna ever tighter: You under estimate my flower.
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just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol
apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet
It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.
Multi-generational love at first sight.
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